(A brutally honest guide to moving yourself… and why you shouldn’t.) So, you’re thinking of moving yourself? Great! Let’s walk through the emotional rollercoaster you’re about to ride. Step 1: Recruit Your Mates Easy! Just send a group chat: “Hey guys, can anyone help me move Saturday?” Watch as the read receipts appear… followed by absolute silence. Step 2: Bribe Them How many slabs does it take to convince grown adults to carry a fridge? Answer: Too many. And they’re prob
